people who literally cannot shut the fuck up about being in a relationship
People who literally cannot shut the fuck up about being single.
People who literally cannot shut the fuck up.
i had sex w/ a deaf dude and i was like “was it good for you?” and he was like “come again?” so we did it a second time. then a third, fourth, fifth time. damn, deaf dudes can go all night
Australia’s Stay in School Campaign ain’t f’ing around.
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN I AM ACTUALLY CRYING
i need an hour or two to recover after watching this
oh my fucking god
IM SHOWING THIS IN MY ADVERTISING CLASS
so on the bus this morning
we stop at a red light and this lady gets off
she goes about half a block down, and then we saw her freeze and run after the bus
SHE FORGOT HER ENTIRE BABY ON THE BUS
I love the use of the word entire as in she could have just left the leg of the baby but no she left the whole baby
"You’re a girl so act like one". Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize my vagina came with a terms and conditions manual.
when you’re trying to enjoy a picnic and theres a bee flying around your head