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darmonee:

kingofwesteros:

people who literally cannot shut the fuck up about being in a relationship

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People who literally cannot shut the fuck up about being single.

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People who literally cannot shut the fuck up.

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tupacabra:

i had sex w/ a deaf dude and i was like “was it good for you?” and he was like “come again?” so we did it a second time. then a third, fourth, fifth time. damn, deaf dudes can go all night

herpowerisherown:

envycamacho:

edsock:

marchingjaybird:

davidmarquez:

Australia’s Stay in School Campaign ain’t f’ing around.

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN I AM ACTUALLY CRYING

i need an hour or two to recover after watching this

oh my fucking god

IM SHOWING THIS IN MY ADVERTISING CLASS

(via potatoandotherwise)

relahvant:

when someone eats the food you were saving in the fridge

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overnight-shipping:

kittanzer0:

so on the bus this morning

we stop at a red light and this lady gets off

she goes about half a block down, and then we saw her freeze and run after the bus

SHE FORGOT HER ENTIRE BABY ON THE BUS

I love the use of the word entire as in she could have just left the leg of the baby but no she left the whole baby

(via potatoandotherwise)

fagbarbie:

when you finally get home after holding in a fart

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ducksaysspooky:

"You’re a girl so act like one". Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize my vagina came with a terms and conditions manual.

(Source: abolescere, via lohanthony)

glitterweave:

when you’re trying to enjoy a picnic and theres a bee flying around your head

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bitched:

trying on new jeans in the fitting roomimage

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